How to Stop Being a Miserable Christian

How to Stop Being a Miserable Christian

I scrolled across a meme the other day that gave some of the best advice I’ve ever seen on a social media outlet before. It said, “Amazing things will happen today if you choose to not be a miserable cow.” I literally about lost it and fell out of my chair laughing so...
Just Say No to the Peanut Butter

Just Say No to the Peanut Butter

It never fails. Every time I decide to sneak a huge spoonful of peanut butter into my mouth someone inevitably walks into my office and asks me a question. I struggle to gracefully swallow the huge glob quickly but that never goes well. I smack and come dangerously...
There’s No Such Thing as a Safe Adventure

There’s No Such Thing as a Safe Adventure

I didn’t mean to misjudge the dang pavement and fall to my knees in a very unladylike fashion and yell “Oh my God!” on my way down and follow it up with a complete roll over to my side. I think I just laid there in a fetal position for a few seconds wondering if I...
The Problem With Holey Underwear

The Problem With Holey Underwear

Holey underwear. We all have them and we probably all wear them. Growing up, I remember my mom destroyed anyone’s holey underwear if she saw them in a laundry pile. It’s like she had a personal vendetta with holey underwear and she squealed with glee as she commenced...
Recovering From A Dumb Decision

Recovering From A Dumb Decision

​​ I just couldn’t take it anymore. I grabbed the scissors and started getting ready to cut my bangs. I watched a video tutorial on how to twist them and cut them straight across. It looked good on the video and the girls didn’t look like morons so I decided to try...
How to Stop Hating Wednesdays

How to Stop Hating Wednesdays

​​​ There’s this kid I kinda know that works at a local organic restaurant that I frequent. I don’t know his name but I know his face because he always smiles. I roll thru the drive thru every week, ordering the same thing pretty much every time. He is always up-beat,...
It’s Complicated

It’s Complicated

Let me tell you something about life that you may not know: It’s complicated! It’s a lot like when I ordered a special chair for my desk at work. I needed something that provided excellent lumbar support because I am challenged with herniated discs. I found one online...
What My Dentist Taught Me

What My Dentist Taught Me

​​ I hate going to the dentist. Actually hate isn’t a strong enough word; it’s more like I find the dentist office experience equates nicely to a trip to hell for me. I get really nervous, my palms get sweaty and l uncontrollably Iaugh at jokes that aren’t funny when...
The Gift of Weakness

The Gift of Weakness

When I think of gifts, visions of beautifully wrapped gift boxes in shiny red paper and sparkly bows usually fill my mind. Especially now in this Christmas season, gifts are everywhere. I envision myself opening the box and finding little goodies tucked neatly away in...